Making decisions in Bioware games like




    I’m a mess pretending to be a motivated college student

    how accurate.

    “I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.” — A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via mukoros)


    if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

    if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

    but the distance between the bed and the shower


    that is not warm


    There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

    All newborns are ugly raisin/peanut things that eventually turn cute, some sooner than others.


    the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

    “You have my permission not to love me;
    I am a cathedral of deadbolts
    and I’d rather burn myself down
    than change the locks.” — Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via feellng)

    Listening to The United States of Eurasia by Muse brings a conclusion of Muse is a mash up of Queen and Radio Head.

    grateful-melancholic & emperor-bob


    baby sitting.




    sammich time

    I witnessed the making of both sammiches. They looked good. I approve.

    bwoxide when he gets sushi


    tie a noose around your mind loose enough to breathe fine and tie it